In honor of the 44th President of the United States, a national ice cream chain has released a new flavor, "Barocky Road."

Barocky Road is a blend vanilla and chocolate. It is surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100 per scoop.

When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you. Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone and no hope of getting any Ice Cream...

Who knew that "Hope and Change" meant you hoped to keep my change Mr President.